Week 1 Recap - 2026
Week 1. You're BLOWING ME
Play this like a good kitten 😼
What a start to Week 1 of our 2026 Season! It was the highest scoring Week 1 in the NFL since 1970, the Bears scored 59 points (and I’m sure everyone got a piece of that pie 😏), and we’re one week closer to our first In-Season Event 🫢.
| # | Team | Record | PF | Move |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Team Caspa1 Jason Lu | 1-0-0 | 161.7 | — |
| 2 | Your Dad's Fantasy Sri Venkatesh | 1-0-0 | 158.8 | — |
| 3 | McConkey Kong Country ben youngmark | 1-0-0 | 153.8 | — |
| 4 | Maye I take your hat sir Jake Lubsen | 1-0-0 | 128.6 | — |
| 5 | The Junkyard Jamboree Gregory Kashmanian | 0-1-0 | 139.3 | — |
| 6 | The Seatards sean ragan | 0-1-0 | 136.9 | — |
| 7 | The Anti-Commies Agenda Will Reinhold | 0-1-0 | 106.3 | — |
| 8 | The LilBadBois Anthony Casparriello | 0-1-0 | 98.2 | — |
Week 1 Matchups
This is a live look at what Kenneth Walker did to the first of the Anti-Commie’s Anime Girls on Monday Night Football. KW3 sniffed out the Anime Girl who was Jamaar Chase and just smashed its head into the wall 🤯. Kind of reminds me of how Maye I take your hat sir’s Owner treats his Minions 🙀. Anyways this was one of the more normal games this week. The Anti Commies did get unlucky with the AJ Brown injury and Myles Garret’s knee ligaments turning into fall-off-the-bone Terry’s Black BBQ. They do have DJ Moore and a potential waiver pickup to get back on track. Maye I take your hat sir, may have some tough decisions coming with when to start Tet, Drake London, and now Monty 🐶 (who was an absolute dawg).
Just when The Seatards thought they were safe for a dub, Team Caspa1 took them to the Capital One Cafe bathroom and gave each player on the team a big ol’e SWIRLY 🚽 ! This was one of the two shootouts we had this week. For The Seatards, that Derrick Henry pick looks like it paid off big time 👑. 35 points paired with their #1 pick’s 33 points, the rest of the league may be feeling a little embarrassed for betting against the King. 136 is a strong score and with Hampton getting back to form, the Seatards should be comfortable for a dominant season. Team Caspa1 is the high scorer of the week 💯, putting up 161 on Week 1?? Pretty much every position played their role AND they had some big points on the bench. Last year the auto-drafted and Won the Sandwich Bracket 🥪; are they going to prove to the league that when they draft for real their going to win the chip 🤔? Both of these teams have to be feeling good going into Week 2.
Live look at what Mr. Casp is doing to The Lilbadbois when it comes to Drake Maye 👆
McConkey Kong Country (who didn’t even start McConkey btw??) scored the third highest score of the week with Dallas Goedert being a huge lever for the points burst 💪. They scored 153 and still had 21 points on the bench, giving the team starter flexibility based on matchups. Price had a less-than-stellar game, but if he locks in, this could be one of the most feared teams in the league 👻. They do have a QB battle between Mahomes and JD5 now, so it’ll be interesting to see who they’ll go with going forward. … Speaking of QB battles, the LilBadbois might have one on their hands after Mac Maye did his best Jersey Mike’s Employee of the Week impression 🥪 and T-Law was throwing dimes like a prime Doug Flutie 🎯. But QB Battle wasn’t their only problem this week. Colston Loveland was on a team that scored 59 points but couldn’t reel in any of his 3 second-half targets and Devantae Adams was just running around out there. Not all hope is lost, though. This is Week 1 and everyone is still shaking off the rust 🙂↔. Bucky Irving proved to be a great pickup, Stefon Diggs may come to out of the shadows for the LilBadbois like The Deep for the fourth season in a row, and the JT + Love RB duo looks deadly. Don’t be surprised if they start flipping some scoreboards 🤫.
Absolutely insane dog fight between the Junkyard and Your Dad’s Fantasy 🌭🌭! Throughout Sunday, the score just kept going back and forth until Deandre Swift rushed for his third touchdown to put up an insane 32 points. The Junkyard didn’t stay on the porch and piss like a puppy though 😤. Trey McBride put up 24 and Malik Nabers (despite being on a snap limit) looked like Dart’s favorite target and hasn’t lost a step since coming back from injury. The Junkyard has Chubba Hubba for depth and are looking like a team that’s about to start throwing some fools into the dumpster 😱. Their main question mark is, will Swarm City come back?? Your Dad’s Fantasy couldn’t have asked for a better week 1 start. Multiple depth pieces scoring big, with 51 WR points on the bench… 🤤.. oh yeah.. they’re feeling a little Latino today. Anchoring with Josh Allen and Amon Ra seems like a good bet, and they’re just glad they got their guy out of the QB run in the draft that everyone loves to start.
Remarks
Week 1 was electric. Week 2 starts tomorrow. Duo Tournaments Week 3. Holy Crap.